Here is a scanned copy of a letter received at Huq towers and all other households in our street (click  below to enlarge):

Sloppy is not the word. I’m not saying they need to enrol at charm school but our first year students at Kingston University could do better in freshers week. Hell even the kids in my recently-turned eight year old’s class would put the writer of this drivel/ person who checked it was ok to print/ to shame if they had a stab. In the days when collective responsibility meant something, somebody somewhere would have resigned and heads would have rolled (preferably that of Boris Johnson).