This oddity popped into my inbox earlier along with a not-very-convincingly handcrafted email from Boris Johnson. It’s a debate for youth starring Boris, his controversial culture advisor Munira Mirza and Ross Kemp ie Grant from EastEnders. The simian featured Mitchell brother is now an expert in gang culture – I first became aware of this when seeing his hard hitting series on the subject referenced in an undergraduate research project on youff crime.

The site says that registration is now closed but urges interested comers to try their luck on the day. If you’re in the vicinity of Westminister Central Hall at 7pm tonite it probably beats EastEnders which has never been the same since the golden days of the boiler-suited Mitchells under the arches.