Ok serious bit first; apparently Shahid Malik, the first Muslim minister and the MP with the highest expense bill in Westminster has been stopped by US customs officials on his return to the UK from a series of talks in Washington on beating Islamic extremism. I’ve heard stories of this type of over-reaction happening to mere mortals and friends-of-friends but this heavy-handedness is hugely embarassing for the Americans.
Second thing I wanted to say is not un-related. Anyone who’s read the much publicised the Islamist will find this spoof site the Islamicist a hoot – if they have a sense of humour that is. I found it via the blog of Purple a mysterious (?) East London Bangladeshi who ought to post more often. (S)he calls it a cross between Adrian Mole and Ed Hussain. I read the real book over the Summer and found it problematic in quite a few places. There is tons out there on the web about it – I found Pickled Politics incisive at times among others. It’s the tale of a nice little boy turned troubled young man and his entry into the world of Hiz B’ut Tahrir. It describes at length the way they put the fear of god (literally) into the authorities at Newham Sixth Form college with their unpleasant ways in the early 90s. Things escalate before the narrator finds a bird (he marries her) and via some international adventures in TEFL he is reformed.
Difficult to choose a sample quote from this spoof/parody site as so many are funny but here’s an insight into halal fast food:
Ordering Chicken and Chips, Islamicist style
Akhee, the sign on your door says Southern Fried Chicken. Which south? Who is it who decided where south should be? Now do you know where the south is, my brother? Don’t look away… face the truth! The south they are referring to is the southern states of America my friend. That’s right, its not Surrey or Kent, its America. AmeriKKKa. The only nation to let off a nuclear bomb. The nation built on slaves. The only nation to almost wipe out the natives and get away with it. And the ones that are left, they let them gamble my friend, in casinos no less. Think of those people gambling their souls away. Food for thought from the Southern Fried States. Let me ask you a question, have you been to the states? Don’t answer that! I can see from your face you are speechless at the evil images my words convey. We are all slaves in our own way. Think deeply and reflect…
…Can I have some chilli sauce on that..thanks.
David T of Harry’s Place has also lavished praise on itAlthough I’ve never got the impression that the HP site is too fond of Muslims, most of the criticism of Hussain’s book was that he has profited from his confession financially and by becoming a neo-con Nu-Lab poster boy (dispensing advice at the Bournemouth Conference for example) – Harry’s Place are often also accused of coming from the same political place. The Islamicist site just makes Islamic extremists look… well silly.
As well as the (actual) Islamist I read Sarfraz Manzoor’s biog over the Summer. It ends with the author happy in his skin; pround to be British but also appreciative of America. However at a recent bookreading described here he recounted a similar episode to that which happened to Shahid Malik where he was stopped with a camera crew when entering the US. This happened too late for Manzoor’s book but had made him reconsider his thoughts on the US of A. Despite having been all round Europe and further afield myself, I’m just about the only person I know in England who’s never been to America. None of this should put me off but it does make me think. In the meantime the real Ed Hussain is at the Progress conference in just a few short days from now.

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October 29, 2007 at 11:09 am
Caroline
What happened to Shahid (again) is a total disgrace. I have emailed him to congratulate him on standing up for himself and all Black and Minority Ethnic citizens being demonised by the US.
October 29, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Tim
Havn’t read all the links in detail but I was somewhat confused by the double negative on the Harry’s Place site ‘Those that are not living in non-Muslim lands are living in arenas of sin … – is this really what was meant?!
Also, the queen is purely the figurative head of the Church of England and the British Army – she practises no actual power or authority, neither does she interfere in the (psuedo) democratic system. The Church and the army may nominally both come under the jurisdiction of the queen but they are mutually exclusive and have no bearing on each other.
October 29, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Praguetory
Shahid seems to share your view that compared to him we ordinary citizens are mere mortals. To quote “I really do believe that British Ministers and Parliamentarians should be afforded the same respect and dignity at USA airports that we would bestow upon our colleagues in the Senate and Congress” – which I take to mean better treatment than other British citizens.
Shahid should be keeping his head down. Not only is the most expensive MP, but is one of just five members who have been measured to show very low responsiveness. Source. A candidate for the worst value MP? What a shower.
October 29, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Praguetory
I meant to say “who have been measured to show very low responsiveness in consecutive years.”
October 29, 2007 at 3:39 pm
rupahuq
Well he was trying to get his bum on the green benches for for a long time and it does seem he’s got himself into some scrapes along the way
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1407861.stm
however this sort of treatment isn’t deserved by anyone.
October 29, 2007 at 4:08 pm
parburypolitica
What not even Praguetory?
October 29, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Praguetory
But even he says that there was no malice involved so I don’t know what makes his what happened so unbearable – unless it’s all right for an MP to expect VIP treatment from the authorities. This episode reminds me of an episode from the New Statesman.
October 29, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Caroline
Prague Tory, you’re talking total bollocks. I am glad Shahid raised this. This is happening to thousands of British Muslim men who visit the States day in day out. Shahid has a right to make noise about it (those who were not MPs would not get reported) and highlight the US’ shameful treatment of British Muslims to their country. If someone’s attacked you don’t just lie down and take it. Maybe in your party but the Labour party was founded to fight injustice and inequality.
October 29, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Rumbold
Praguetory:
Is it the “let me see your airport fuhrer” one?- Heh. I agree with you about the pomposity of an MP thinking he deserves better treatment then the ordinaries, but also agree with the general feeling that treatment of foreigners at American airports is getting very tiresome now.
October 30, 2007 at 10:24 am
Praguetory
That was a cogent contribution, Caroline.
” Prague Tory, you’re talking total bollocks. ”
Specifically?
” Shahid has a right to make noise about it (those who were not MPs would not get reported) and highlight the US’ shameful treatment of British Muslims to their country. ”
What you think he was saying and what he said seem to be two very different things.
” If someone’s attacked you don’t just lie down and take it. ”
Nobody was attacked.
” the Labour party was founded to fight injustice and inequality. ”
Unfairness and injustice are legion since Labour have run the show, but unless it’s the usual targets (e.g. nasty Americans) your “fighting” is at best low profile.
October 30, 2007 at 10:51 am
Tim
Was any particular reason given for this ’stop and search’? Was it definately due to his ethnicity? Were the authorities aware of the fact that he was an MP when they he was stopped? Are there any stats available regarding who is stopped and searched?
October 30, 2007 at 9:34 pm
fugstar
i havent been to the US, mostly because there are so many places higher on my interesting list, but also because they would probably give me the glove.
Shahid Malik story makes me laugh, is he any good at dfid?
October 30, 2007 at 10:31 pm
mixtogether
Have said this before, but I think the Islamist is an excellent book.
It has done a lot to protect moderate muslims, by sharpening focus on activist islamic elements and differentiating them from the moderates.
Harry’s Place makes great reading if you want to see how islamists (including some named in Mohammed Hussain’s book) are causing RESPECT to eat itself.
October 31, 2007 at 10:11 am
Tim
Rupa – sounds like you’re not alone in not having yet been to the US! I’ve not been either, neither have any of my family, although I think a visit may be on the cards soon.
October 31, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Chris Paul
Fuel for rhetorical fires here. I appear to agree with Prague Tory …. aaaaaargh.
October 31, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Chris Paul
Tim: they didn’t give a reason. They picked Shahid first. Then they picked two Black Americans with muslim names. Looks like profiling by faith. So my question remains: While Shahid may wish we didn’t have profiling here we clearly do have and he’s in the government so should he put up with it with good grace in other places that also do it?
October 31, 2007 at 11:50 pm
leon
Heh don’t worry fold Pricktory loves to travel the web making a complete fool of himself.
November 1, 2007 at 10:50 am
Tim
No – it shouldn’t be tolerated. However, I wonder how many non-Muslim’s are stopped and searched. Incidentally this also happens in other non-Muslim countries.
November 1, 2007 at 10:53 am
Tim
A form of this also happens the other way around – ifor example it is difficult to get into an Arab (Muslim) country with an Israeli stamp on your passport.
November 2, 2007 at 2:16 pm
rupahuq
From Tom Watson’s blog October 29th, 2007 by Tom
Fraser vs Hilton…. I see that PragueTory gets the first comment on the piece. Does that lad actually have a job? He’s everywhere.
Nuff said really – RH.
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November 8, 2007 at 11:58 am
Praguetory
For a party that believes in prizes for all, you Labour sycophants dont lose an argument very graciously. lol.
December 20, 2007 at 6:08 am
Maximus
I would like to see a continuation of the topic
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